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bored [30 Jun 2005|03:13am]
[ mood | bored ]

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Chain gun
Your Favorite Target:Buddhist Monks
Your Kill Count:118,005,640
Your Battle Cry:"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail:35
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$249,833,277,327,034
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 82%
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somehow this makes sense [30 May 2005|07:44am]
[ mood | busy ]

I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

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Finally! [20 May 2005|04:24pm]
[ mood | excited ]

i can't wait! i'm going to see hockey tonight!!

game 1 of the eastern conference finals between the phantoms and the providence bruins. got free tickets for club box seats at the FU center from work...

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[05 Jan 2005|03:54am]
[ mood | bored ]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Fart in public.

Get your resolution here

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bout friggin time [10 Jun 2004|10:09pm]
[ mood | relieved ]

i just got a great 1 bedroom apt. at 3rd and bainbridge!!!!
i hope to have everything moved in by weds.
once i'm moved in i'll have a small party
should have my new phone # soon so if you want it email me

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damn your eyes [22 May 2004|05:59am]
[ mood | awake ]

i'm very happy right now. this doesn't happen often. most of the time i am content to just deal with everything. rose has everything to do with this.

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[11 May 2004|07:04pm]
[ mood | sweaty ]

garbage pail kids
You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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from espn.com [18 Apr 2004|05:23am]
[ mood | tired ]

the last line of this is great! i was laughing at the game when this happened....

Game notes
The Flyers led 1-0 after the first period of each game. ... After closing out the regular season 1-for-37 on the power play, the Flyers were 4-for-12 with the extra man against the Devils. ... Devils C Viktor Kozlov was benched for the third time in the series. ... A crowd of 19,778 turned out for the third consecutive sellout in Philadelphia. ... Fans booed when it was announced that tickets for Game 7 were on sale.

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how perfect is this [13 Apr 2004|04:54am]
What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be..."who spilt my beer?!"
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!
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it's Henry Miller so i should have guessed this would happen [09 Apr 2004|01:20am]
[ mood | sick ]

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions

"My cock stiffened instantly; it slid into her just as naturally as an engine going into a switch."

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[02 Apr 2004|05:32am]
[ mood | discontent ]

i wish i could start everything over

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fill out these questions!! [10 Mar 2004|12:06am]
You know I'm hot, just tell me already!
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[16 Feb 2004|09:53pm]
[ mood | sick ]

more undertaker goodness on raw!

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[11 Feb 2004|05:39pm]
[ mood | blah ]

your shit.

What swear word are you?
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[10 Feb 2004|05:20pm]
[ mood | cold ]

i picked up the greatest concert video i have ever seen on sunday. it's a free performance the cramps put on for the patients at the napa state mental facility in california! absolutely the perfect show for those nuts to have (that could go both ways :) much hilarity ensues when the patients begin storming the stage to dance and sing with lux.

ahhh...i love my sense of humor and i also love that others share it (or else i'd be watching that show from the audience)

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please please [24 Jan 2004|04:56am]
i just found out via their website that Social D. has a new album in the works!! could that mean a tour by summer???!!!
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never even knew it existed [08 Oct 2003|06:02am]
According to the SelectSmart.com Belief System Selector, my #1 belief match is Secular Humanism. </br> What do you believe?</b></a> Visit SelectSmart.com/RELIGION

Secular Humanism

Belief in Deity: Not considered important. Most Humanists are atheists or agnostics.

Incarnations: Same as above.

Origins of universe/life: The scientific method is most respected as the means for revealing the mysteries of the origins of the universe and life.

After death: An afterlife or spiritual existence after death is not recognized.

Why evil? No concept of “evil.” Reasons for wrongdoing are explored through scientific methods, e.g. through study of sociology, psychology, criminology, etc.

Salvation: No concept of afterlife or spiritual liberation or salvation. Realizing ones personal potential and working for the betterment of humanity through ethical consciousness and social works are considered paramount, but from a naturalistic rather than supernatural standpoint.

Undeserved suffering: No spiritual reasons, but rather a matter of human vulnerability to misfortune, illness, and victimization.

Contemporary Issues: The American Humanist Association endorses elective abortion. Other contemporary views include working for equality for homosexuals, gender equality, a secular approach to divorce and remarriage, working to end poverty, promoting peace and non-violence, and environmental protection.
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[07 Oct 2003|12:40am]
[ mood | blank ]

happy birthday kris! :)

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think i'll get a beer [30 Sep 2003|03:58pm]
i haven't updated in a long time because there isn't much to say. got screwed out of going to school this semester because my financial aid got fucked up. long story that i've had to tell too many times. i've just been visiting Rose as much as i can before she starts at Saturday Night Live, which is thursday. i'll still get to see her but only once, maybe twice a week. i'm so horribly bored during the week that i'm going to start looking for another job (again). hopefully this time brings more luck. but that's about it here.

Oh, i'm going to make a CD of songs that are regularly heard at Fluid on Sunday nights (Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control). i have a few already in mind but can anyone think of any?
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[26 Aug 2003|10:12pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling across the wasteland, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Nekrotoxin! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to punch you into the stuff of nightmares, and sever every head in sight!!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting over the hotel lobby, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Larry! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"

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